Boobanna's ::
Q:: Why did Boobanna take a ruler with
him to bed??
A:: He Wanted to find out how long
he sleeps !!
Q:> Why was Boobanna shaking himself?
A:> Because, it was written on the syrup bottle, shake well before use!!
Q:> What will Boobanna do after taking xerox copies?
A:> He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!
Q:> What will Boobanna do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
A:> He will take a xerox copy of the white paper !!!
Q:> What to do when Boobanna throws a hand grenade at you?
A:> Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q:> What do you do when Boobanna throws a pin at you?
A:> Run!!!! he's got a hand grenade in his
mouth.
Q:> How do you make Boobanna laugh on Saturday?
A:> Tell him a joke on Monday.
Q:> Why can't Boobanna make ice cubes?
A:> He always forgets the ingredients!!
Q:> How did Boobanna try to kill the bird?
A:> He threw it off a cliff.
Q:> Why does Boobanna always smile during lightning storms?
A:> He thinks his photo is being taken.
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General ::
Q:: How to stop smoking?
A:: Simple!! Always keep wet matches..
Q:: Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
A:: The mafia wants either your money or life... The wives want
both!
Q:: They say "the man is the head of the family". Then why do the
wives have all the control and authority?
A:: Its true. But they don't tell the remaining:: man, indeed is the
head of the family. But, the wife is the neck of the family. The
neck turns the head exactly the way it wants to..
Q:: What's the difference between GF (Girl Friend) & Wife?
A::
GF=Beauty, Wife=Duty
GF=Pension, Wife=Tension,
GF=Yummy, Wife=Dummy,
GF=Cool, Wife=Fool,
GF=Fresh Cake, Wife=Earthquake!
Q:: Why do people drink?
A:: Simple! Because they are thirsty!
Q:: Who is the biggest idiot?
A:: The one who keeps asking this kind of idiotic questions..
Q:: What is the name given to a sick
eagle?
A:: ILLEGAL..
Q:: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
A:: In advertisements.
Q:: What's the easiest way to make the old car run better?
A:: Check the prices of a new car..
Q:: What is the difference between men and dogs?
A:: Dogs don't turn into men when they drink.
Q:: Why are we humans born on this earth?
A:: Then whom do you expect to destroy it with increasing
population, deforestation,
pollution, global warming etc.. etc..?? The ants??
Q:: How to become a superhero.. Like superman?
A:: Simple!! Just wear the underwear over your pants..
Q:: How to propose a girl for marriage?
A:: You want to dig your own pit.. Tsk Tsk..
Q:: What do you get when you try to divide any number by zero?
A:: You get the number 8, lying horizontally on its back!
Q:: What is infinity?
A:: Its just the number 8, lying horizontally on its back!
Q:: How to avoid bad dreams at night?
A:: Simple!! Don't remember YOUR face before you go to sleep!!
& Absolutely don't see YOUR face in the mirror before you sleep!!
Q:: How to avoid the tension before exams?
A:: Simple!! Make a strong will to fail. Then you will have no
tension!!
Q:: What to do when you are giving an exam & you don't know
anything?? & also, you don't
want to cheat!!
A:: Sleep!!! Hey!!, maybe you might find the right answers in your
dream!!
Q:: What to do when your car is in the middle of a jungle & it runs
out of petrol??
A:: Call Tarzan!! He & his monkeys might help you.
Q:: How to make yellow teeth white??
A:: Wash it with Surf Excell!!
Q:: Which is the grandest way of committing suicide, that too,
legally??
A:: Marriage!!
Q:: What's the difference between mother & wife?
A:: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures
you continue to do so.
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