Displaying just some of the Latest Jokes from various sections. Visit the corresponding sections to see all!

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»»A girl came home after accidentally slipping into a dirty ditch..
Mother: Oh dear! you're pretty dirty!
Girl: I'm even prettier when I'm clean !!

»» Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price it should come with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, you can go for the extra 50 thousand.
It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks:
"Anyone knows, whom this phone belongs to???"

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Boobanna: What is the height of stupidity?
Raamanna: Hmm... How tall are you?

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Saint: Where is god?
Little Boobanna: In our bathroom, sir!
Saint: What nonsense! Who said that?
Little Boobanna: I did, sir! My father always stands before the bathroom and shouts, "Oh God! You are still in there.."

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Teacher: Boobanna, Give an example for coincidence.
Little Boobanna: My parents got married on the same day..

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Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?
Little Boobanna: "HIJKLMNO".
Teacher: What nonsense?!
Little Boobanna: You yourself said yesterday, that it's H to O!

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Boobanna's Father: Your teacher says she finds it's impossible to teach you anything!
Little Boobanna: That's why I always say, she's a useless teacher!

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Little Boobanna: Dad, teacher asked me today whether I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.
Boobanna's Father: That's nice of her to take such an interest.
So what did she say when you told her you're the only child, son?
Boobanna: Nothing much.. She just said ... 'Thank goodness!'

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Customer: Waiter! Waiter!! There's a fly in my soup..
Waiter: Don't worry Sir! The spider in your meal will get it..

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Doctor: I've "bad news" and "very bad news" for you.
Patient: Well, better let me have the bad news first..
Doctor: The laboratory sent me your test results... And...
...They said.. You've only 24 hours to live..
Patient: What?! 24 hours! That's terrible, doctor!
What could be even worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday...

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Police: Where the hell are you going at midnight?
Drunkard: I'm going to listen to a lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Police: Who will give such a lecture at midnight, and where?
Drunkard: My wife... At my house....

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One: Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
Another: No! What happened?
One: He's now being harassed by the animal rights organization for being cruel to the crocodiles.

 »» Latest Research from Dr. Quacko::
Alcohol contains female hormones!
Abstract Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting without any reason...

•»»  A Girl telling about her engagement to her father, over the phone..(It's common nowadays, Isn't it?!)
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: Oh God! Dad, You men are all alike! That's exactly what he asked me about you!